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Document your Existence!



The subject of National ID cards imprinted with biological information has been floating around for decades.  Now lawmakers feel it's really the ONLY solution to make sure illegal immigrants are not hired.  Sure, going from simple social security numbers to encoding your DNA onto ID cards, talk about the long jump on solutions.

 

Read about the ID card here.

Walton & Johnson's Class du Jour : BioMetrics (hey, I know you...your earlobe geometry looks familiar...)
 

THE CLOWARD-PIVEN STRATEGY


Obama's borrow and spend strategy is just one more way to overwhelm the government with entitlement demands and bring about his brand of "change." The Democrats don't want to waste this crisis, that would be wasting a huge opportunity to make our already weak economy much worse. Think it's just a coincidence that we've borrowed and spent hundreds of billions and our economy is only getting worse, and jobs are still being lost? More job losses will result in more entitlement demands, and that's the true Obama plan. 
 
(Click Here to read about the Cloward-Piven strategy to create and manage a crisis)
 

Open House Panty Raid



58 year old panty stealer must have misunderstood what realtors mean by "open house." No, that doesn't mean you get to pilfer through drawers and make off with all the panties you can pocket. He was caught with quite a few pairs on him, and was only getting midway through his panty raid.

(Click Here to read more about the open house panty thief)

A Muffin-Top Can Save Your Life



Normally, if somebody shoots in your direction and it hits you in the love handle you'd wan to lose weight so there would be less of a target. Not this woman. She lived, and now says she will never lose weight because her muffin top saved her life. She wants to be as big as she can so she can stop bullets. Does she realize that that bullet would have missed her if there was no love handle hanging out for it to hit. Better not to be shot I think. 
 
(Click Here to read about her bullet stopping muffin top).
 

How do you like him now?Obamaconomy Job Progression


It's like the plague....



Life should really come with a laugh track.




Blizzard Rearranges Climate Change Announcement

Snow-maggedon!

Temps at Al Gore's house will remain below normal for the rest of February...

and Speaking of Al Gore's house...let's play a game of One of These Things is not Like the Other, shall we!!

These things just write themselves, don't they?

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